adiplace:

arirainunite:

danstrudel:

nomorecops:

ranchdepressing:



if that mouse had pants he would shit them




the cat LUNGES at him and then just lovingly boops him omg
I am dying



Wild domesticated shit

Next time on, “I shouldn’t be alive”

Aw

"Hey bitch, hey hey" *poke* *slap* "muah, you’re cute"

adiplace:

arirainunite:

danstrudel:

nomorecops:

ranchdepressing:

if that mouse had pants he would shit them
the cat LUNGES at him and then just lovingly boops him omg
I am dying

Wild domesticated shit

Next time on, “I shouldn’t be alive”

Aw

"Hey bitch, hey hey" *poke* *slap* "muah, you’re cute"

asian:

asian:

so im shopping for make up for the girlfriend bc valentines day and holy fuck how do you girls afford this shit

$80 for eye shadow???

is it made out of unicorn shit

what is naked 3

why is it called naked

will it make her look naked

why is it $50

that’s 50 cheese burgers

i can’t deal with make up good bye

reblogmyselfie:

officialoreo:

reblogmyselfie:

for halloween im going as a disappointment to my family

at least you dont need to buy a costume

ouch

queensroad:

even if hannibal wasn’t a cannibalistic serial killer why would you want to hang out with him anyway he’s so pretentious

"heart tartare" kiss my ass hannibal order a pizza

sluttybitch2007:

YES I GOOGLED HOW TO TAKE A SCREEN SHOT FIGHT ME 

nikkiikush:

Need.

mishagetsmekilled:

supernaturalclara:

So I was reading the driver’s manual and image

the Winchesters are screwed I mean how did they even pass the test

hrmhrm *cough* what test?

image

earlgreytea68:

mark-gaytits:

imagine if one day jesus and his disciples were eating bread and wine and shit and jesus didn’t even use a fork and peter was just like “dude were you born in a barn”

and jesus just

image

ONE OF MY ALL-TIME FAVORITE TUMBLR POSTS. 

fuglypudding:

So Beyoncé is coming to New Zealand in October.

Before Buying Tickets:

image

After Buying Tickets:

image

theantiherooftime:

A number one dad, ten out of ten, Dad of the year, gettin laid all year this year, best dad ever, you did it.

theantiherooftime:

A number one dad, ten out of ten, Dad of the year, gettin laid all year this year, best dad ever, you did it.

scrobbling:

clapping for these posters, esp. the one on the right
men’s rape is so little talked about, since it’s usually portrayed that men are sex-fiends that always “want it.” if it is talked about, it’s usually man on man.
it’s good that they are diversifying the posters and showing that no means no, for everyone.

scrobbling:

clapping for these posters, esp. the one on the right

men’s rape is so little talked about, since it’s usually portrayed that men are sex-fiends that always “want it.” if it is talked about, it’s usually man on man.

it’s good that they are diversifying the posters and showing that no means no, for everyone.

slutwhat:

i laughed way too much

slutwhat:

i laughed way too much

Dude the gamecube sucked
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